THE INTERNET'S LEAST NECESSARY COMPETITION

WHO HAS THE
BIGGEST BALLS
ON THE INTERNET?

Money talks. Pay to grow your balls. Biggest balls win.

🥶 THEY SHRINK 10% EVERY DAY

1 Enter a website or X handle.

2 Pay whole dollars through Stripe.

3 Watch the balls grow and slowly shrink.

CURRENT CHAMPION

THE INTERNET CURRENTLY HAS NO BALLS.

$2 makes yours the biggest.

THE MAIN EVENT

Ball size follows current power. Size uses a logarithmic scale.

Nothing is bouncing in here yet.

THE COLD TRUTH

Nobody stays huge forever.